this is a Work in Progress, so it probably won't be complete the first time you read this. Oh, and lastly, I'll be releasing this guide as I write it, i.e. However, I'm not going to stop you from reading ahead if your thirst for knowledge is as insurmountable as I think it will be! Why would I do this to you people? Well, I'm the kinda guy that believes, if you follow a walk-through to the tee, you will end up never being able to truly enjoy the game for yourself, playing how your brain wants to play instead of your heart. I'd recommend reading the guide this way. For example, for my Billion Cookies section, the information provided is by then pretty relevant for players with a billion total cookies baked onwards. In the guide, I will have chapters that correspond to your current progress in the game. This guide is going to have a casual tone, as you can actually, probably, reasonably see at this very moment! Numbers are horrifying, and this game has a lot of numbers, and chances are, you are afraid of numbers too. Okay then, I'm going to get straight to the point: I am by no means a certified expert and baking master, but I feel like my knowledge is adequate enough to serve the fledgling player who wants to know the basics and more about the game. Hey there, thanks for clicking on this guide! If you're here, you probably want to optimise how you play Cookie Clicker in such a way that you don't want to end up making any compromising mistakes or horrible decisions! Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

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